Thursday, July 8, 2010


Hey, look. Oakland, California is preparing for looting, rioting and mass chaos. What a surprise. That’s a state that definitely needs legalized marijuana. Something else to add to the paranoid delusion. Is it too much sun, too many sinkholes or too much botox, I wonder?

Good ol’ Gov. Schwarzenegger has said that if marijuana is legalized, he believes it would have the same rights as tobacco. In other words, it could be smoked wherever one can smoke cigarettes. Who needs to go to a concert? Take the kids to the playground or the amusement park, and watch them come home stoned. And pot while driving? As if cell phones didn’t damage brains and response times enough.

How come I’m not the ruler of the world? Obviously, there are whole states that need my help.

I’m going back to bed. Wake me up when California and Texas secede.