About Us in 2010
Underwear: what the baby likes to wear on his head.
Lint: the baby’s favorite toy.
Chocolate: the baby’s favorite food. Also, Mama’s best friend.
220: number of pounds I’ve gained since graduating High School.
220: number of pounds I’ve lost since graduating High School.
1: number of gay boyfriends I had in High School.
1: number of friends I knew in High School whom I still see regularly. Note: the friend and the gay boyfriend are not the same person.
Babysitting: what Oldest Daughter is currently doing.
Avoiding Chores: what Youngest Daughter is currently doing.
Eating Rolos: what Mama is currently doing.
Hens: what I’m trying to convince Hal we need in our suburban yard-scape.
*@$@ NO!: Hal’s response to my brilliant idea of raising hens.
GoatHerder: what Hal would really like to be.
Heiress: what I would really like to be.
Sting: the only concert I would give up my children’s college education for.
$5.78: the amount of money set aside for my children’s college education.
Serengeti: what I’d like to see before I die.
Her own cell phone: what my oldest daughter will see over my dead body.
3: current number of irreplaceable, must-have-to-sleep stuffed bunnies in our house.
1: number of real bunnies owned by members of our house.
0: number of animals I would like to have in our family.
1: number of dead pets buried in our yard that I know about.
Sleep: what I would really like to have right now.