Cooking tip 101: when plating a hot item with liquid, do not try to flip it onto the plate. You will splatter hot grease all over your chest and you will scream and you will cry and you will get blisters all over your neck and other sensitive areas and you will not enjoy wearing shirts for a very long time and, even worse, you will look like an idiot. Not that this happened to me on Sunday or anything: I’m just thinking that it might happen to someone and I want to warn you ahead of time.
Do you ever do things like that? Things that, given 3 seconds of thought, you would have figured out were really really stupid ideas? But for some reason the synapses in your brain weren’t firing as fast as they should and you found yourself on the other end of dumb? Confess: what are your Darwin moments?